Answers to Christmas Conundrums.

1. Q: How does Santa deliver to all those houses in one night?
   A: My sister says this is why we have time zones.
    
2. Q: How does Santa deliver gifts inside houses that don’t have a chimney?
   A: Even if the side house doesn’t have a chimney, the main house can still have one.
    
3. Q: How does Santa eat all those cookies and not get sick?
   A: Nobody gets sick from eating too many cookies. That’s just a story your mom made up because she didn’t want to buy more cookies.
    
4. Q: Does a Partridge in a Pear Tree really make a good Christmas Gift?
   A: No. Absolutely not.
    
5. Q: Do Partridges eat pears?
   A: This is irrelevant, given the answer to number 4.
    
6. Q: Why do sugarplums have their own fairies, but candy canes don’t?
   A: Unfortunatley, Mr. Tchaikovsky took this secret to his grave.
    
7. Q: Why isn’t Keabo on the card?
   A: All of the other elves used to laugh and call him names. They wouldn’t let poor Keabo join in any elfin games.

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